Happenings # 03
September 24th, 2007 at 11:30 pm by azwan. Filed under BolehLand, Football, Happenings.
One : Chelsea missing Mourinho?
Will this be the only one or the first or many defeats after the special one left. This is their fourth game without a win. He made a massive impact at Chelsea after joining them from Porto but in the end he got kicked out. A great character with big ego. With so many big names in a team, Chelsea does play a boring technical game. However, I think that it was lucky that Manchester United won last night 
.
Two : A Penis went off.
A 48-year old Indonesian woman cut off her husband’s penis out of jealousy. The reason was because the husband paid more attention to his younger second wife, but who wouldn’t? Doctors were able to reattach the victim’s penis. Thank god.
Three : Dr Sheikh Muszaphar is our astronaut.
Pak Lah announced today that Dr Sheikh Muszaphar will be making history as the first Malaysian in space which is scheduled to blast off on Oct 10 in Russian Soyuz TMA-11. Just a short message for him, “Get up there and make us proud”.
Four : Harian Metro and Azwan Hadzree.
Nurin Jazlin story overshadowed Erra Fazira’s engagement. That was what reported by Harian Metro yesterday. A thing to note is that Azwan Hadzree was also mentioned in Harian Metro in the same article.
Pengendali blog PI’s Twist, Jejari Azhad, Azwan Hadzree, Parent Wonder memuatkan artikel khas mengenai kes Nuri azlin. Malah, pengendali laman web masakan dan pakaian, Pesona Batik turut memuatkan artikel yang bersimpati dengan nasib Nurin Jazlin.
Almost famous?
Tags: sheikh muszaphar, angkasawan negara, astronauts, harian metro, chelsea, manchester united, soccer
One… No Maurinho, no Chelsea. Bring him back. We need some attitude there.
Two…Hopefully they put an extra attachment to the ‘attached’.
Three… I am proud of the Sheikh, I am prouder if Pak Lah can make our street safe again for our children. Let’s hope this astronaut thingy is not another syok sendiri thingy of the Lah’s clan..
Four…. Heh…. he…. Are you sure you don’t have friend in Harian Metro..:) Can you post that particular mention, if updating ya. Proud of famous bloggers of Nurin’s. Now it is in black and white, you are one of them.
Five… Opps sorry…. those are Google’s Ads, not Five..
azwan reply on September 25th, 2007 11:24 pm:
The new manager was a bit too polite after the game
and no, no friends in Harian Metro and I saw it after being smsed by friends and also commented by Fatah yesterday. The link above is to that article.
east43street reply on September 26th, 2007 5:03 am:
I didn’t click it thinking it was only Erra Fazira’s story. But yes, there you are. You are in the row of celebrities now.
azwan reply on September 26th, 2007 1:38 pm:
only the name
He he .. at least one of our frenz blog are listed … go bloggers …
almost dude, almost….
and, mourinho coming to Malaysia… to do tv ad… citt… ingatkan nak manage local team….
seram dengar yg part cut off tu…heheh
azwan reply on September 25th, 2007 11:36 pm:
Chot, ha..ha.. just don’t let it happen to you.
Hayat, almost
, saw it in the news too .. for a bank if i’m not mistaken
Leeza, I’m on the reporters radar now? have to watch my wirting.
kalau boleh sambung, boleh berfungsi lagi ke?
azwan reply on September 25th, 2007 11:38 pm:
ha..ha.. yang tu kena cuba try test dulu … kena berhati-hati sikit, tak boleh kasar-kasar
woo. Famous dah hang bro. Boleh venture buat t shirt, mugs, sticker etc
azwan reply on September 25th, 2007 11:40 pm:
just 2 words out of thousands .. ha..ha.. sure.
Wan, tahniah….Ktom ada baca tentang tu, kebetulan hari tu seorang kawan beli Harian Metro, Ktom tumpang baca ler..apa lagi kan…lagipun dah banyak hari tak baca paper dan kisah si Nurin tu tak berapa tahu ler…hahahaha..teruknya sampai tak sempat baca paper.
Baca punya baca ternampak nama Azwanhadzree…ni mesti Wan punya blog ler…rasa bangga dan termotivasi nampak nama Wan tu…..
Isu no 2 tu…..taknak komen ler…tp kan agaknya jika si suami tu berlaku adil dan pandai menguruskan kedua2 isteri dia tu…takkan sampai jadi cam tu kan. Ni mesti kes sakit hati dan dendam…..satu lagi…dia memang dah tak nak tu kot..wkakakakaka
azwan reply on September 25th, 2007 11:44 pm:
saya pun sebab kawan isteri saya tu yang mula2 sms dulu, lepas tu baru check online .. terkedu sekejap
a message to all husband with (or planning) 2 wives
(1) put a metal detector thru all doors
(2) don’t keep knives at home
or you may loose ‘it’ ha…ha.
Mourinho can’t stand Abramovich..
But luckily he got something in their clause…
Got money even he quit the jobs..
azwan reply on September 26th, 2007 7:58 pm:
more than what we will ever make in a lifetime
Wahlawei… PesonaBatik.com masuk Metro. Boleh canang satu kampung. Rajin tul reporter tu menggoogle.
azwan reply on September 26th, 2007 8:00 pm:
Mungkin lepas ni, kita dapat satu muka surat di Harian Metro? Siapa tahu .. ha..ha.. angan-angan mesti ada
Betul Wan. angan2 mesti ada. Dari angan2 tu kita memulakan langkah pertama……..weyy…jealous ler…cam mana nak challenge ni? hahahaha
Wan, yg nak cukupkan quota tu cam mana pulak? Apa pesanan Wan?
azwan reply on September 27th, 2007 12:14 am:
> it always start with a dreasm
> quota mana ni? quota kahwin 4 ke? kalau quota tu, kalau tak mampu untuk memimpin, lebih baik tak. biarkan 3 kosong sampai bila-bila.
Assalamualaikum. Uncle Azwan sihat?
Seram tul artikel no. 2 tuh… Rase nyer bleh sambung balik kalo sel2 kemaluan tu tak mati lagi.
azwan reply on September 27th, 2007 10:49 pm:
Waalaikumsalam,
macam ada pengalaman
wakakakaka ..kkakakakakak ..
wah… masuk paper… mesti banyak traffic kan…
kawan am dulu pernah masuk paper sebagai top 10 most paling banyak pelawat… dia punya blog traffic 4 kali ganda dari biasa…
am tak sedar pun yang erra sudah tunang…
azwan reply on September 27th, 2007 10:52 pm:
ah.. only a mention .. not a full review.
Oh, I don’t have time to miss him. Coz I heard he’ll be the new CIMB ambassador. Is that right?
Oh abang uban!!!
azwan reply on September 27th, 2007 10:39 pm:
nanti aku buh inai kaler oren, baru sama dengan avatar. By the way, why CIMBPENG wants Mourinho. Do they want to be egocentric as him?
departure Mourinho from Chelsea is a bad news especially to Chelsea fun. we know that his capability to bring the blues to the top of the competition.in the other hand, it was a good news for me as a Gunners Supporter,hehe:-)
azwan reply on September 29th, 2007 1:10 am:
Kau Arsenal .. aku Liverpool
nie mesti ada kawan metro nie..haha saje je kuar statement dengki :p ap2 pun..thanks for you visit
azwan reply on September 29th, 2007 1:19 am:
If i really have a friend, it will be on the front page
woshh…Bro makin famous la nampaknya…yeah.
azwan reply on September 30th, 2007 12:05 am:
tapi tak cukup kaya lagi
huhuhuhu….. mane ade pengalaman lg cam tu uncle awzan…huhuuhu…
cume byk membaca jer….huhuhuhu
p/s: dulu cita2 nk jadi doktor manusia… skrg jd doktor komputer lak…huhuhuhuuhu
I did not like Maurinho so I am quite happy with the decision.
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